At what point do we just banish him from the planet
And yet there are still people who love him.
Via This was a therapeutic chain of events
My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring. Something violent, probably.
Stones will break, and roots will squeeze, vines will grow and bend all knees; mushrooms hunt and thorns yolk; weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum.
holy shit wes dat poem
Unknown creatures underground
N O P E
NO. NO. NO.
Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.
this.. is fUCKING AWESOME
it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god
FUCK NO “SAD FOR THE ANTS” THOSE ARE FUCKING FIRE ANTS THE LITTLE DICKBAGS WILL FUCKING EXPLODE OUT OF THAT ANTHILL AND BURN YOUR ASS WITH THEIR POISON GOD DAMNI HATE FUCKIN GIRIERHANTS
Via ECH ECH
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.